For what it’s worth, Mahmoud Abbas, leader of the Palestinian Authority, will be addressing the 69th UN General Assembly today in order to present his plan to end the Israeli Occupation of Palestine.
Though it has not released his identity yet, the FBI assured reporters that they were “confident” of the identity of the man who beheaded western journalists in ISIL videos. Most speculators believe the man to be from London.
A Canadian man attempting to cross the border from Detroit to Ontario was stopped and arrested on suspicious of illicit reptile smuggling when police found 51 live turtles in his pants
In February, Bill de Blasio, the mayor of New York, picked up a groundhog at the Staten Island Zoo. Then he dropped it. Then it died, one week later. An autopsy has revealed that the groundhog did, in fact, die due to the fall. May God rest his soul.
In Midland, Canada, police responding to a call found that a man had doused himself in gasoline and lit himself on fire. The man is currently in a Toronto hospital, and he is alive.
Authorities say the sushi must have been contaminated, and now his insides are covered in tapeworms and parasites. Like, plastered.
The North Korean leader hasn’t been seen in three weeks. His absence during a parliamentary meeting this past week has sparked rumors of health issues.
Dick Costolo, CEO of twitter, tweeted at @HassanRouhani saying that he was enjoying the President’s tweets and wished the Iranian people could too. Somehow, Costolo thinks that one leader has control over every single law in his country, much like how in America Obama can enforce or overturn any law he wants at any time… except… he can’t.
A flight from New York to Tel Aviv turned into a “nightmare” according to passengers when hundreds of men refused to sit next to women on the plane. Instead, they stood in the aisles. The plane couldn’t take off with them doing so, so they agreed for practical purposes to sit down during take off, but then all stood up again once the seatbelt signs were turned off.