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Coomservatism

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Pedro L. Gonzalez
Jul 19, 2021
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coomer
[COOM-er] noun
A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. The coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

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